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Anon touches the forbidden flower
Anon is hiking in a canyon and sees a weird flower. Being a retard, he touches it and immediately goes insane with fear and running all out for several miles before he can be tardrangled into submission
Score: 2
Nephew starts drawing the hatman
Anon's nephew starts drawing pictures all the time and they all have the hatman in them, which is pretty creepy desu
Score: 1
Anon hears a thud from the glass door
Anon hears a weird thud on his glass door. Also the smoke alarm goes off. Turns out some kid died in a fire and he was melted into that door
Score: 1
Sarah Palin x Rorschach
A passionate affair between fiction's two most authoritarian-right superheroes.
Score: 1
Deaf wife
Stories of anon's adorable deaf wife
Score: 3
Banana shark
Anon fucks bananas and suffers the consequences
Score: 1
Cover your nipples
/fit/bro guards the honor of a vulnerable twink
Score: 1
Based Dumbledore
Gryffindor BTFOs Hufflepuff in the House Cup.
Score: 1
Taxi and Anon
Anon bonds with his younger cousin
Score: 19
Anon gets abducted near Devil's Lake
Anon is camping with family in Devil's Lake, wisconsin, and sees something weird in the sky. Later he wakes up in the woods
Score: 1
Anon calls his aunt
Anon gets a call from his aunt who is dead
Score: 4
Anon finds wet spots
Anon keeps finding weird wet spots on the underside of items that shouldn't be wet
Score: 1