All Greentexts
Lilith
Lady Lilith visits Anon in a dream
Score: 10
Weed in church parking
Anon's sis wants to learn about dicks
Score: 10
Bulletproof
Mom needs some love
Score: 10
Nevada desert thing
/k/ommando tells us the story of his recent adventures
Score: 10
Grandma and the severed head
Anon tells the story of his Grandma and her evil stepmother
Score: 10
Lostcest
Anon and his twin sister have some fun
Score: 10
Afghan beast
Anon sees some shit while deployed in Afghanistan
Score: 10
Uncle Jake
Anon's Uncle sees the devil
Score: 10
Anon plays in the Catholic woods behind the Catholic school
Anon is playing with friends in a wooded area behind a Catholic school after getting detention. His friends notice a monster in the woods and all run away.
Score: 10
Summer of the Ninja
Anon decides one summer that he is a ninja
Score: 10
Adolf Skinwalker
Anon tells of his encounter with a cryptid that specializes in zyklon and zyklon accessories
Score: 10
Popcorn UFO
Anon tries to microwave some popcorn on a warship
Score: 10