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6 Legged Rape Centaur
Anon goes to visit his relatives in the mountains
Anon's Deer Experience (Part 2)
Russian anon describes his experience as a park ranger
Anon hears screaming from people in the trees
Tejano anon is drinking with family in the woods when they hear women screaming. The sound is coming from weird things in the trees
PC repair and the Sheriffs office
Anon works PC repair in a small town when the sheriff gets in touch
Anon works in Army logistics
Anon works as an army grunt in LOGCOM and tries to follow standard procedure, which involves inspecting crates. Special forces lets him see some weird shit, but intimidates him into not talking about it. Also, special forces never does their paperwork
The face in the vent
Anon remembers something strange from his childhood
The taiga monster
Anon hears something while surveying for gas in Siberia
Anon throws stuff down an old well
Anon is on vacation with his family in Bongland and finds an old well that has been grated shut. While dropping random shit in the well, he hears a voice coming from the well
Gotcha
Anon hikes the old Mollala Indian trail
Elephants
There's something killing the Elephants
Guard duty
Anon is on guard duty over the weekend
Anon misplaces his backpack
Anon comes home from middle school with his backpack. When he wakes up the next day, his backpack is missing and instead it is in his locker