Anon works as a border guard in northern Norway, and encounters something other than gopniks
Score: 5
Anon is on vacation with his family in Bongland and finds an old well that has been grated shut. While dropping random shit in the well, he hears a voice coming from the well
Score: 5
Anon tells the story behind how they got fired from their grocery store job.
Score: 5
Anon's dad goes night fishing on Lac Simard in Quebec. He sees a light as he heads back and assumes it is a game warden, but it is actually a burning boat. This burning boat follows him back home, keeping pace with his fishing boat and then disappears.
Score: 5