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Police raid a /g/entooman
What happens when the police visit the average /g/ user
Hotel Kitchen
Anon works in a haunted hotel
Library spoops (part 1)
Anon describes his experiences in a haunted library
Oranges
Anon's grandma helps him grow more oranges from beyond the grave
Thai berry picker
Anon and his friends hike out to an abandoned military facility
ayys visit anon in jail
Anon get some visitors in jail
Yokai
Japanon describes his encounter with a Yokai
Anon works in Army logistics
Anon works as an army grunt in LOGCOM and tries to follow standard procedure, which involves inspecting crates. Special forces lets him see some weird shit, but intimidates him into not talking about it. Also, special forces never does their paperwork
Florida Pyramids
Anon goes kayaking through the Everglades
Anon is asked to turn out his pockets
When Anon was a little kid, he was accused of stealing and forced to turn out his pockets. He had a human tooth in there and has no idea how it got there
Cabin Memories (Part 1)
Anon asks his dad why they don't go to the cabin any more
The taiga monster
Anon hears something while surveying for gas in Siberia