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The lake

Anon jumps in the lake at a family reunion

Score: 4

Anon hears a thud from the glass door

Anon hears a weird thud on his glass door. Also the smoke alarm goes off. Turns out some kid died in a fire and he was melted into that door

Score: 4

Aliens give anon a sunburn

Anon hears a weird sound and goes to investigate. It gets loud and annoying so he goes to take a walk. Instead, he is met with a blinding light and decides fuck it and goes to bed. When he wakes up he has a sunburn all over his body

Score: 4

Anime in the army

Anon gets into Anime while in the army

Score: 4

Anon finds out that deers eat meat

Anon and his cousin go to a walk in the woods and get lost. They come across an abandoned cabin and see three deer eating a dead guy. They run out of the woods

Score: 4

Warlord Tom

Score: 4

Anon's childhood story

Anon watches one of his friend's home movies

Score: 4

Anon pisses over the side of a bridge

Anon is driving through a rural area and stops to a take a leak. He sees something above him in the night sky and gets into his car, which is then attacked, shaken, and has the front roof bar ripped off.

Score: 4

Anon's sister gets pushed off her bed by an imaginary friend

Anon's little sister had a imaginary friend that was really creepy. When her mother said "you're too old for imaginary friends", her spooky friend pushed her off of a bunk bed

Score: 4

Pajeet spoops

Anon tells of his spooky experiences in India

Score: 4

Boat lady

Anon sees someone on his neighbor's patio

Score: 4

Put Him Under

Anon wakes up

Score: 4


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