All Greentexts
Apartment Security
Anon works security at an apartment complex
Score: 2
Crazy GF
Anon's GF is mentally ill and sees something
Score: 2
Momanon sees a sad ghost woman
Anon's mom is asleep on the couch, because sharing a bed outside of wedlock is a sin, and sees a very spooky ghost woman and feels very sad
Score: 2
Anon calls his aunt
Anon gets a call from his aunt who is dead
Score: 2
Anon gets abducted near Devil's Lake
Anon is camping with family in Devil's Lake, wisconsin, and sees something weird in the sky. Later he wakes up in the woods
Score: 2
Anon is involved in a fender bender in a cemetery
Anon decides to eat lunch in a local cemetery with his idiot friend and their car is hit by a mysterious force
Score: 2
Screaming stars
Anon's little brother gets a telescope
Score: 2
Chuck has had it with the tunnel Jews
The speach from the bar hearing in Better Call Saul when Chuck has an outburst, but instead its about those Jew tunnels they found in NYC
Score: 2
Anon is a gym janitor
Anon works as a janitor at a gym and he coworker says the women's bathroom is haunted. Anon has a spooooky experience
Score: 2
Anon gets his shovel stolen
Anon and his friends leave a shovel in the woods only to find out that it was stolen. They find the shovel, but also a weird horizontal hole dug into the side of a hill. The hole is filled in the next day
Score: 2
Anon’s cave adventure pt.2
Anon and his friend explore a cave
Score: 2
Superball
Anon finds something weird in the crawlspace
Score: 2