>The Greentext Archive

Anon is hiking in a canyon and sees a weird flower. Being a retard, he touches it and immediately goes insane with fear and running all out for several miles before he can be tardrangled into submission

Score: 2

Anon's aunt keeps pigs as pets in rural Idaho. One night she hears a terrible pained pig squeal and rushes out to the pig pen, but they are all asleep and there. The squeal starts again from an empty field, then stops.

Score: 2

Anon and his friend explore a cave

Score: 2

Anon finds something weird in the crawlspace

Score: 2

There's something in the chicken coop

Score: 2

Anon summons a demoness

Score: 2

Anon is visiting Vietnam with his (boy)wife. When staying at a hotel, he keeps hearing someone go thru the bag with fruit in it as soon as he turns the lights off, but there is no one there.

Score: 2

Anon tells us about the mirror world and how to get there

Score: 2

Anon and a friend explore the old forts in Boden

Score: 2

Something comes out of the woods

Score: 2

anon's dad is in midlife crysis, and taht includes fucking his son's gf

Score: 2

anon tells the tale of his life and why he's a cool faggot

Score: 2