All Greentexts
Anon sees the Irish UFO
Anon sees a UFO out the window, which is seen across Ireland
Score: 1
Room 412 (Part 2)
Anon's strange encounter while working for an apartment complex
Score: 1
Anon shouldn't tease dogs
Anon is tease his late grandmother's dog and gets a warning not to do that
Score: 1
Anon finds the Tree of Dehydration
Anon and friend finds the Tree of Dehydration
Score: 1
Anon finds wet spots
Anon keeps finding weird wet spots on the underside of items that shouldn't be wet
Score: 1
Anon gets abducted near Devil's Lake
Anon is camping with family in Devil's Lake, wisconsin, and sees something weird in the sky. Later he wakes up in the woods
Score: 1
Based Dumbledore
Gryffindor BTFOs Hufflepuff in the House Cup.
Score: 1
Cover your nipples
/fit/bro guards the honor of a vulnerable twink
Score: 1
Banana shark
Anon fucks bananas and suffers the consequences
Score: 1
Sarah Palin x Rorschach
A passionate affair between fiction's two most authoritarian-right superheroes.
Score: 1
Anon hears a thud from the glass door
Anon hears a weird thud on his glass door. Also the smoke alarm goes off. Turns out some kid died in a fire and he was melted into that door
Score: 1
Nephew starts drawing the hatman
Anon's nephew starts drawing pictures all the time and they all have the hatman in them, which is pretty creepy desu
Score: 1