Score: 21
Anon's aunt keeps pigs as pets in rural Idaho. One night she hears a terrible pained pig squeal and rushes out to the pig pen, but they are all asleep and there. The squeal starts again from an empty field, then stops.
Score: 0
Aunt needs some younger love than her husband
Score: 10
Anon has the best 2 weeks of his entire life
Score: 7