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Drunk Aunt Turned Around

Score: 15

Anon's aunt thinks her pigs are in danger

Anon's aunt keeps pigs as pets in rural Idaho. One night she hears a terrible pained pig squeal and rushes out to the pig pen, but they are all asleep and there. The squeal starts again from an empty field, then stops.

Score: 1

Chubby aunt

Aunt needs some younger love than her husband

Score: 7