>be me >go to the albanian mountains >be 530 getting ready for an easy hike >go poop >DIARRHEA >poop as much as I can before departure >i can't not go cuz no money to pay for hostel and to autistic to explain the situation >go to the hike >immediately bout to poop my self >manage not to poop my pants for 7km >find a clif with trees and a rock >hide behind the rock >liquid brown garbage all over >clean with my undies >another 8km uphill >a toilet in the midle of the trail with runing water >my dream come true >poop more liquid garbage >feel amazing >walk for annother 800m >need to poop instantly >hide behind a big boulder >hell let loose in my butt >clean with my favorite undies >mfw i got raped by albanian food >run out of water >at the top of the mountain >ask a nice polish lady if she can give me water >mfw she says yes (she had 4 bottles for herself) >drank the whole botte in one go >I'm not eating albanian food again Prety nice hike after that. I 100% recomend Valbona