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Pigman stalker
Anon takes some photos during a power outage
McD's Cryptid
Anon's friend just saw a Cryptid
Mary
A nursing home resident warns anon about Mary
The 7th floor
Anon gets into the elevator with someone going to the 7th floor.
Anon Visits A Head Doctor
Anon has a predictably negative experience with American psychiatry and has some opinions of the matter.
Opossum
Anon and his brother find an Opossum in the house
Stranger danger
Anon is almost abducted as a child
The lake
Anon jumps in the lake at a family reunion
Aliens give anon a sunburn
Anon hears a weird sound and goes to investigate. It gets loud and annoying so he goes to take a walk. Instead, he is met with a blinding light and decides fuck it and goes to bed. When he wakes up he has a sunburn all over his body
Don't look
Something is tapping on the window
Anon and his sister hear an old man say "heeellooo"
Anon and his sister both hear the voice of an old man say "hello" or "heeellooo" when they are alone in the house