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anon scares his dad
anon's dad tells a spooky tale of a cryptid in the house, not knowing that it was anon slinking up to his room and trying not to get caught
Score: 4
anon gets raped by albanian food
anon's butt experiences the shitpocalypse while on vacation in analbania
Score: 4
Florida Pyramids
Anon goes kayaking through the Everglades
Score: 4
Anon goes on the Matilda Ride
Anon describes going on a cheap knockoff amusement park ride in Spain and seeing a dead kid.
Score: 4
Anon is asked to turn out his pockets
When Anon was a little kid, he was accused of stealing and forced to turn out his pockets. He had a human tooth in there and has no idea how it got there
Score: 4
Cabin Memories (Part 1)
Anon asks his dad why they don't go to the cabin any more
Score: 4
Anon finds the piss jugs
Anon and his friend explore a weird crawlspace at their university and find the piss jugs of someone who is living in the ceiling and spying on coeds
Score: 4
The taiga monster
Anon hears something while surveying for gas in Siberia
Score: 4
Anon plays in a plane cockpit
Anon used to play in a decomissioned plane in a park as a kid. One day he goes to play there and there are two weird men in the cockpit, maybe ghosts??? who knows???
Score: 4
Pigman stalker
Anon takes some photos during a power outage
Score: 4
McD's Cryptid
Anon's friend just saw a Cryptid
Score: 4
Mary
A nursing home resident warns anon about Mary
Score: 4