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Dildo Banditos

Anon is targeted when he moves school

Score: 8

Mabel

Anon blows a tire at night and goes to a nearby house for help.

Score: 9

Chinese delivery

Anon works as a delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant.

Score: 4

Riders of the Storm

Anon hears the night train while fishing

Score: 2

Danube Witches

Anon's dad tells him the story about growing up in the Danube Delta in the 60s

Score: 4

Anon gets his shovel stolen

Anon and his friends leave a shovel in the woods only to find out that it was stolen. They find the shovel, but also a weird horizontal hole dug into the side of a hill. The hole is filled in the next day

Score: 1

Aliens give anon a sunburn

Anon hears a weird sound and goes to investigate. It gets loud and annoying so he goes to take a walk. Instead, he is met with a blinding light and decides fuck it and goes to bed. When he wakes up he has a sunburn all over his body

Score: 4

Anon sees the burning boat on Lac Simard

Anon's dad goes night fishing on Lac Simard in Quebec. He sees a light as he heads back and assumes it is a game warden, but it is actually a burning boat. This burning boat follows him back home, keeping pace with his fishing boat and then disappears.

Score: 5

Anon's aunt thinks her pigs are in danger

Anon's aunt keeps pigs as pets in rural Idaho. One night she hears a terrible pained pig squeal and rushes out to the pig pen, but they are all asleep and there. The squeal starts again from an empty field, then stops.

Score: 1

Anon's nephew takes a paper ball from a Taoist funeral

Anon attends an Taoist funeral, but after returning to the family home is haunted by sounds of a child laughing, playing, and running around. Turns out their own child stole a paper ball with a talisman from a nearby grave

Score: 1

Anon finds out that deers eat meat

Anon and his cousin go to a walk in the woods and get lost. They come across an abandoned cabin and see three deer eating a dead guy. They run out of the woods

Score: 3

Anon and his sister hear an old man say "heeellooo"

Anon and his sister both hear the voice of an old man say "hello" or "heeellooo" when they are alone in the house

Score: 4


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