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Wait, this doesn't smell like piss +2 -

Someone pisses on anon while he's sleeping

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>Be 15
>Parents threw me out of the house at midnight for finding drugs in my room
>Pack my backpack and get a sleeping bag, it's summer so sleeping outside is no problem
>Find a lonely spot in the industrial part of town, put sleeping bag down on the edge of the parking lot that borders the building, cozy little alcove
a >Go to sleep, bit spooky being so alone and quiet but fall asleep
>Wake up to hear liquid pattering down onto my sleeping bag
>Fuck rain man
>Wait I'm in the alcove How can it be raining on me
>Poke head out of sleeping bag, some guy pissing on me
>What the fuck are you doing?", yell at him for being a creep, get out of the sleeping bag to kick his ass
>He runs off like a goddamn kenyan
>Fucking piss soaked sleeping bag goddamnit
>Wait this doesn't smell like piss
>it was lighter fluid