Anon tells of his encounter with a cryptid that specializes in zyklon and zyklon accessories
>be me >innawoods with only like 15 guns and only one set of body armor (it was supposed to be a relaxing hike) >set up my tent (only brought one designed for 6 people, with only 3 rooms, because wasn't planning to camp) >"niggers tongue my anus", I said, unprompted. as is tradition >"neeeagurirrs tong anooos" echos all around me, as if said by an angry cat being neutered without anesthetic >"based," I say, as the copper smell I definitely have no knowledge of hits me >'the jews are responsible for every war in recorded history, says the creature >that voice though >but he died?? >so I start firing blindly into the trees, which is my right as an american >uncle adolf's voice shrieks in the righteous anger only a man persecuted by the synagogue of satan can truly understand >check for a body >no sign of the creature, only the families that were at the campground I parked at >none of the women or children look anything like hitler >oh god oh fuck Haven't been able to take amphetamines in the woods except for 2 or 3 times since. Really shook me up. I scoured the internet for stories abiut creatures in the woods that mimic voices and smell like copper but obviously found nothing. Anybody have any idea what it could have been??