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Tall queen +1 -

Anon works graveyard at a convenience store when a particularly tall drag queen comes in.

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>working at a convince store, a few miles from the city limits
>near the highway, but still pretty urban. you get the idea
>graveyard shift, 2 AM
>only the crazies come out this late
>after not getting any customers for my whole shift, a beat up minivan rolls into the parking lot
>out steps, and I shit you not. the biggest drag queen I have ever seen
>dude/it has to be at least 6'6, maybe taller but scrawny as a scarecrow. Looking at him walk walk unnerving itself but then he comes in
>this guy was not fooling anyone, he made caitlyn jenner pass for cover gir
>too much makeup that looked clowmish, dress that was too tight feet the size of dinner plates crammed into sandals and a bugle that was practically doing the withem scream
in his pants
>this stephen king creation is lumbering around. hunched over pawing through stuff but is way to obviously looking me up and down
>we got a .357 revolver and a blackjack under the counter, but airplanes were needed to take down kong
>he lumbers out back to his minivan and talks to somebody in the drivers seat, then daddy long legs his way back in
>starts buying random things that have no relation to each other, a tool box, a jug of water, a radio, all heavy stuff he's clearly struggling with
>pays for it all, asks if he could get some help bringing it out to the van
>say no, I can't leave the counter
>"awww come onnnn, please? it'll just take a minute
nope
>"well the service here is just shit, id like to speak to sombody in charge
>call the store number, I don't give a fuck
>watch him struggle with all the heavy shit, and walk out into the night. Soon after I hear the van pull out and see its lights out the store window
>10 minutes of silence, when I hear a tapping on the window which is adjacent to the counter
>its the same guy, peering in and smiling like the fucking joker

>literally fall out of my chair
>"oh sweetheart I didn't mean to scare you, but my friend just left for an emergency and I had to stay here, could you come out so I feel safer?
>grab the black jack, tell him to get the fuck out of here or i'm going to run him over with my car
>his face gets super close to the window, I see him breathing on it
>is like a transvestite Jurassic park
>he gives me the very definition of a death stare for a solid 15 seconds
>then in a very masculine, clear tone says "youre gonna die tonight
>punches the window and walks away
>spend the rest of the night drowning in coffee and chain smoking cigarettes, looking over my should with the gun and blackjack near me until dawn
>dawn comes I go out to my car
>all the shit he bought, is in a pile to the side of the store, like he never needed it and discarded it
>tell my friend who works at a dunkin donuts 2 a mile up the road about it, he worked that night too by pure coincidence
>says around that same time a minivan came in his parking lot, parked, waited for a half hour with out the driver getting out of the car and then headed back in the direction it
came from