>Be me working as security at an apartment complex called delair landing. >Like 19 at the time >Super comfy job but the pay sucks ass >Work night shifts so not a lot of traffic. 'd spend most of my nights watching TV or browsing 4chan. >One night I see a tall silhouette running around the apartment complex. >I thought it might of been a jogger at first but the figure was moving way to erratically It looked more like an over sized kid playing. >I ignored it wasn't allowed to leave my post. >Besides I didn't want/need that job anyway I was temporally laid off from my union job as a electrician. The security gig was just a little extra pocket money. >The thing gets closer to my station. Stops and stares at me, >It was like three in the morning and my box was the only thing lit up. >I casually wave at it >It retreats farther into the apartment complex. Two days later 'm called into a meeting. Apparently there was a crazy gulf war vet running around completely naked with shit smeared all over his chest. I didn't get fired because the owner of the security company was an Incompetent fuck who didn't know who was working that night.