>recently moved >new school >made some friends >hanging out during lunch friend runs up guys the dildo banditos have struck again! >every body gets up and runs to a locker that has a dildo super-glued to it >its mine >"I wonder who's locker it is "poor guy "I hope he has some good friends >explain its my locker >they start treating me like I'm about to die >new friends avoid me the rest of the day >so confused >walking home from school get jumped by three kids wearing masks and sombreros >they beat the shit out of me with dildos >to this day am still really confused and disturbed by the whole event