>Be me >10 minutes ago >Driving home from work >Cruising down a 2 lane highway >See a car coming my way >All of a sudden, the fucking asshole swerves into my lane >No time to react >Head on collision >Lose consciousness immediately >Wake up in a white room >See a man who looks exactly like me seated at a black table >There is a computer in front of him >He tells me I was in a horrible car accident >Ask him if I'm dead >He tells me that in about 5 minutes, I will be >Ask him if there's an afterlife >He says no >Tells me that my life is an infinite loop >And once I die, I will be reborn >As myself >Living the same life, over and over, without end >He gives me his computer and tells me to type out my last words >Go to /b/ and frantically write this post >only have a few minutes left >My life is about to end >My life is about to begin >I'm 20 years old >20 years from now, I will be posting this again I have no idea how many times this has happened before.